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Another complication will be the resistance of some to dirtying their shirt with potentially untidy pile matter. This is a legitimate concern, as outward appearance is a crucial consideration in most cultures. Many random piles that may be encountered on the sidewalk or neighborhood will add an unwanted layer of dirt or dust to your innocent shirt tail. This method of pile movement also requires that your shirt be un-tucked.

intelligent animals

  Intelligent animals have been coming to the rescue of their human neighbors for a handful of millennium. Since the inception of agriculture, animals have been domesticated into utilitarian resources. Luckily, we have a surplus of intelligent animals. Since intelligent animals come in a variety of shapes and sizes, this sub-section will merely outlay a few possibilities that intelligent animals offer for the dedicated pile mover.

  Intelligent animals range in cost from $0 - $100,000, but the majority of them can be secured fairly cheaply. You will find that different animals have much different approaches to pile migration. The common vision of a donkey or horse pulling a cart of pile matter to be reallocated is but one small pile moving capacity of the animal. The ant for instance, and his ubiquitous anthill is perhaps the most sincere pile enthusiast in the animal kingdom. The ant's pile is much more practical than the piles that spill out of our society. Imagine if we could live, work, hold elections and dream about wave-runners within our own piles. Regardless of these percolating thoughts, that penchant for movement inherent in animals can be utilized for human pile migrating purposes.

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