Q: Is the narrator of the novella male or female?
A: Maybe

Q: Is Narco Pastel the narrator?
A: No. This book is a party novel which happens to have the word "autobiography" in the title.

Q: Is this really happening?
A: No

Q: When does this book take place?
A: Forever

Q: How do I use a party novel?
A: When in a social setting with associates who are being modern and boring pull out the novel and read a few passages aloud in turn. Inhibition and artifice will subsequently crumble, dead things will become sensational.

Q: How can I get in touch with Narco Pastel?
A: narco.pastel@gmail.com

Q: Is this based on true events?
A: All language is a lie