F.A.Q.

Q: Is the narrator of the novella male or female? A: Maybe Q: Is Narco Pastel the narrator? A: No. This book is a party novel which happens to have the word "autobiography" in the title. Q: Is this really happening? A: No Q: When does this book take place? A: Forever Q: How do I use a party novel? A: When in a social setting with associates who are being modern and boring pull out the novel and read a few passages aloud in turn. Inhibition and artifice will subsequently crumble, dead things will become sensational. Q: How can I get in touch with Narco Pastel? A: narco.pastel@gmail.com Q: Is this based on true events? A: All language is a lie