EUROSTAR<br>
The modern world hasn’t caught up<br>
To the desolation of Eastern Europe<br>
You might have a two car garage<br>
But you don’t have bullets to dodge<br>
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The snow-tipped mountains look mighty inviting<br>
But I need something a little more exciting<br>
That’s why I’m traveling to the city<br>
Where they show me no pity<br>
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Grabbed a Train in Milan<br>
and rode it thru to Interlaken<br>
On the way I learned a thing or two<br>
As I saw the world from a different point of view<br>
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You’re a Star, You’re a Star, You’re a Star, You’re Star<br>
And It’ll get you far<br>
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Cheaper cellular telephone service<br>
What did we do to deserve all this<br>
How about the Mediterranean<br>
I don’t know what they’re sayin’<br>
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Yeah, I only know one language<br>
But that’s OK ‘cause there’s been some changes<br>
I’m from an industrialized nation<br>
With the threat of constant invasion<br>
<br>
Grabbed a Train in Milan<br>
and rode it thru to Interlaken<br>
On the way I learned a thing or two<br>
As I saw the world from a different point of view<br>
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EuroStar, EuroStar, EuroStar, Euro Star<br>
It’ll get you far<br>