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  In thinking about pile movement, it may appear to the reader that we are advocating merely the complete relocation of single piles into new environments. We are advocating this, with all our sincerity. However, there is an alternative to the pure migration of total piles. Pile multiplication, or pile breeding, is another effective tool we can use to fight capitalism.

  The act of pile breeding, as the nomenclature may suggest, entails spawning a new pile from an already existing one. This act is simple enough for human anti-capitalists. By relocating

any percentage of the “parent” pile to a new environment and leaving a percentage of the “parent” pile intact, you can give birth to a brand new pile. The size of either the “baby” pile or the “parent” pile is irrelevant. The “baby” pile may exceed the parent pile in size if you so choose. The intriguing aspect of pile-breeding is that it is neither sexual or asexual. The act requires no pile partner (only the pollenizing touch of human dancers), and the offspring are magnetic-clones of the “parent” which experience a stunted generational decay. We have dubbed our discovery of this unique form of reproduction “post-sexual reproduction.”

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