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Perhaps you are employed by a corporation that is responsible for excessive pile corruption. Don't fret or guilt yourself, just recruit some co-workers to go out after work and move some of those piles your boss has spent all day corrupting. Perhaps you have a group of friends who never seem to have the time to hang out together. By starting a pile movement team and setting aside one hour a week to participate, you can generate a productive environment for cracking jokes and mocking pedestrians. Additionally, you don't have to be sober to move a pile. Although, you may want to restrict your inebriated migrations to small-scale local piles for the safety of others.
Organizing pile moving teams, at the very least, helps to spread the idea of pile migration. Even if you garner a few cock-eyed looks when recruiting potential team members, at least one more person is aware of the burgeoning concept. Team pile migration also generates far greater visibility than solo movements. A team of brightly clad men and women working hard on a seemingly random task in the open light of day is bound to generate a few questions. Questions are the one and only path to answers. And it is answers that we desperately need. Simply igniting the question, “why should we defeat capitalism?” within a passing stranger could potentially lead to the unraveling of a corrupt society. spontaneous pile movement (on the go) We all live busy lives. Or we all like to think we do. It is understandable, then, that many people may be under the impression that they don't have time to move piles. First of all, |
most people are not as busy as they think they are. Of the functions that intertwine to form the hours of a single day, probably only 15-40% of them are vital. The rest of the tasks we perform during the day, similar to pile migration, are of fabricated importance. Why not replace some of the useless repetitive endeavors that fill our lives with the novel activity of pile movement?
For those that insist that their time (as if time can be possessed) is too finite to expend any of it on pile migration, there is a solution. Pile movement on-the-go is a high-speed, relatively labor-less alternative to more time-consuming large-scale pile movement. Pile movement on-the-go can be performed at any time and place with negligible impact on your working day. This form of pile movement is completely unplanned – spontaneous. All that this approach to pile movement entails is pausing momentarily to pick up some pile matter and relocating it on the way to a destination. The spontaneous pile mover doesn't even need to veer from his established course. The possibilities are endless. With all the people coming and going in their busy days, just one unit of pile moved a day by each person would detonate a tremendous impact. Spontaneous pile movers certainly don't have to move entire piles. A simple multiplication or pile-birthing would be perfectly sufficient. Of course this method is dependent upon piles showing up on your daily route. You may insist that you don't tend to see piles on your way to work. While it may be true that you believe you |
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